Deep Throat steps forward

Deep Throat has come forward. W. Mark Felt, now 91, has revealed to Vanity Fair that he was the source of much of Watergate's secretive facts to Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. As a nation, we thank him for showing us that not everyone in a corrupt government is crooked, and that the truth will come out, regardless of the stranglehold of power the leader may have. Here's also to Deep Throat 2002, who will be the true source of facts behind President Bush's plan to invade Iraq regardless of intelligence or facts. You also have a nation behind you, whoever you will be.